The Estimated Power of Fools
lunathic:

consultinggallifreyandectective:

curlyboff:

nixiesaurus:

cocokat:

Very boring up here. 
No crimes in Heaven, apparently.
SH
—-
Met an angel called Castiel.
Was looking for a human body.
SH
—-
Have I told you about the Winchesters?
SH
—-
I miss you and your complaining horribly
SH
—-
Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.
SH
—-
John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.
SH
—-
I wish I could talk to you
SH
—-
God won’t let me visit Hell. 
But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!
SH
—-
If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you
SH
—-
Still missing you horribly
SH
—-
Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.
A woman even I might admire. Good Job.
SH
—-
People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.
Keep thanking me.
Somewhat annoying.
SH
—-
Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?
Someone is getting too sentimental.
I’m touched.
SH
—-
Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.
Still as annoying as ever.
I miss when you used to punch him for me.
SH
—-
You’ve become so good at writing.
I miss you.
SH
—-
There are so many things I should have said.
Down There.
SH
—-
Sorry
SH
—-
I miss you
SH
—-
I love you.
SH
—-
Won’t you hurry up?
SH
—-
Don’t come too quickly, though.
SH
—-
Met with Mummy.
She cried. I don’t understand it.
SH
—-
I love you
SH
—-
Being an old man doesn’t suit you. 
You’re done fighting, John.
Come home.
SH
—-
Stubborn to the last, my John.
SH
—-
I love you anyway.
SH
—-
“Welcome home.”

Could you imagine one for MorMor, though?
You won’t believe this.  Down here, there’s a statue dedicated to me! -JMx
—-
It’s not very boring, here, I have to say. -JMx
—-
They’re letting me torture people, Seb!  It’s like a vacation resort! -JMx
—-
There’s a soldier down here, says he served in Kabul with you. -JMx
—-
Scratch that.  Says you killed him in Kabul.  Oops. Now I get the dishonourable discharge thing. -JMx
—-
The man in charge says he likes my Westwood. -JMx
—-
You really should stop drinking and smoking.  I think it’s ruining your organs.  Then again, that means you get here sooner.  That being said, keep up the good work! -JMx
—-
Actually, scratch that last one.  I forgot how good you looked in a sunset’s glow. -JMx
—-
Oh.  It’s terminal.  It’s only been a few years, Seb.  I told you to cut that shit out. -JMx
—-
I always knew you could handle pain.  I never knew that was only because I was there whenever it happened. -JMx
—-
I’m sorry you’re alone. I promise it’ll be over soon.  It spreads quicker than you could ever imagine. -JMx
—-
Just close your eyes. -JMx
—-
“Stupid, simple tiger.  You never did listen to me.”

NO
NO
NO
I WAS FREAKING NOT READY FOR FEELS. WHY DOESN’T SOMEONE JUST MAKE A MYSTRADE ONE AND KILL ME ALREADY.

Well, I always said that I could use a break from my job.
MH
—-
This is just a bit more permanent.
MH
—-
Sorry, you know what happens when I try to make jokes.
MH
—-
Sorry they didn’t let you keep the umbrella, it was evidence. You should know better.
MH
—-
Wish you were here.
MH
—-
Actually no, I don’t.
MH
—-
I don’t understand why you text dead men, really I don’t.
MH
—-
Why did you quit? You always said you loved your job?
MH
—-
Greg, what the hell are you doing. Put the damn pills back.
MH
—-
I don’t want you here.
MH
—-
That’s a lie.
MH
—-
Wake up.
MH
—-
“You shouldn’t have come, love.”

.

lunathic:

consultinggallifreyandectective:

curlyboff:

nixiesaurus:

cocokat:

Very boring up here. 

No crimes in Heaven, apparently.

SH

—-

Met an angel called Castiel.

Was looking for a human body.

SH

—-

Have I told you about the Winchesters?

SH

—-

I miss you and your complaining horribly

SH

—-

Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.

SH

—-

John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.

SH

—-

I wish I could talk to you

SH

—-

God won’t let me visit Hell. 

But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!

SH

—-

If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you

SH

—-

Still missing you horribly

SH

—-

Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.

A woman even I might admire. Good Job.

SH

—-

People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.

Keep thanking me.

Somewhat annoying.

SH

—-

Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?

Someone is getting too sentimental.

I’m touched.

SH

—-

Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.

Still as annoying as ever.

I miss when you used to punch him for me.

SH

—-

You’ve become so good at writing.

I miss you.

SH

—-

There are so many things I should have said.

Down There.

SH

—-

Sorry

SH

—-

I miss you

SH

—-

I love you.

SH

—-

Won’t you hurry up?

SH

—-

Don’t come too quickly, though.

SH

—-

Met with Mummy.

She cried. I don’t understand it.

SH

—-

I love you

SH

—-

Being an old man doesn’t suit you. 

You’re done fighting, John.

Come home.

SH

—-

Stubborn to the last, my John.

SH

—-

I love you anyway.

SH

—-

“Welcome home.”

Could you imagine one for MorMor, though?

You won’t believe this.  Down here, there’s a statue dedicated to me! -JMx

—-

It’s not very boring, here, I have to say. -JMx

—-

They’re letting me torture people, Seb!  It’s like a vacation resort! -JMx

—-

There’s a soldier down here, says he served in Kabul with you. -JMx

—-

Scratch that.  Says you killed him in Kabul.  Oops. Now I get the dishonourable discharge thing. -JMx

—-

The man in charge says he likes my Westwood. -JMx

—-

You really should stop drinking and smoking.  I think it’s ruining your organs.  Then again, that means you get here sooner.  That being said, keep up the good work! -JMx

—-

Actually, scratch that last one.  I forgot how good you looked in a sunset’s glow. -JMx

—-

Oh.  It’s terminal.  It’s only been a few years, Seb.  I told you to cut that shit out. -JMx

—-

I always knew you could handle pain.  I never knew that was only because I was there whenever it happened. -JMx

—-

I’m sorry you’re alone. I promise it’ll be over soon.  It spreads quicker than you could ever imagine. -JMx

—-

Just close your eyes. -JMx

—-

“Stupid, simple tiger.  You never did listen to me.”

NO

NO

NO

I WAS FREAKING NOT READY FOR FEELS. WHY DOESN’T SOMEONE JUST MAKE A MYSTRADE ONE AND KILL ME ALREADY.

Well, I always said that I could use a break from my job.

MH

—-

This is just a bit more permanent.

MH

—-

Sorry, you know what happens when I try to make jokes.

MH

—-

Sorry they didn’t let you keep the umbrella, it was evidence. You should know better.

MH

—-

Wish you were here.

MH

—-

Actually no, I don’t.

MH

—-

I don’t understand why you text dead men, really I don’t.

MH

—-

Why did you quit? You always said you loved your job?

MH

—-

Greg, what the hell are you doing. Put the damn pills back.

MH

—-

I don’t want you here.

MH

—-

That’s a lie.

MH

—-

Wake up.

MH

—-

“You shouldn’t have come, love.”

.

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